In comfort zone, running late for a wedding! Standard or Jackstar!! #butshelookshottt

Long story short: Denied from Canada, almost denied back to th US, and most likely have to stay in Niagara till Mon morn

Apparently I'm a convicted criminal @jordankickz @johnea6 @RandALLin

My trend continues, 15 good holes and throwing in 3 bad ones! Thats frustrating part after getting back into it, atleast its 15 good ones:)

Anxiously awaiting the toll into Canada #bordercrossing

narfle the garthok http://t.co/QNrblLmY

Gl everyone heading to #PCA! Officially making the move to Toronto with @jordankickz #fb

Bob Hawke!! #LEGEND

Woodlands looking a treat for the Woman's Vic Open! #greatsandbelt

"@ONN: Surgeon General says smoking fine as long as you never buy cigarettes yourself. http://t.co/vXU8I6LJ #OnionNewsNetwork". KNEW IT!

“@GolfweekSMartin: @BMacpherson90 Looks like you're getting in US Open. USGA is adding British Am champ to list of exemptions.” #Dare2Dream

"Jamal, this isn't even CLOSE to enough hair gel" #thingsillprobablyneversay

Real Housewives of the African Congo #showsiwouldgiveachance

A tattoo of gerald fords face on your lower back #thingsyouthinkareeitherewaycoolorwaynotcool

Jean shorts #successrepellants

A mullet #successrepellants

Rhinestoning yout entire wardrobe #thingspeoplethinkareeitherwaycoolorwaynotcool

Meat-flavored skittles #foodsimighttry

Candied possum bites #foodsiwillprobablynevereat

Squirrelmeat #foodsiwillprobablynevereat